Welcome Potterheads to our first Disney Harry Potter mash-up! From Disney Princesses to Villains, we work through a list of characters from Buzzfeed to see if our Hogwarts House sorting matches those of the internet. Vote below as you listen along! In which Hogwarts House do you think these Disney characters belong?
Ariel is a Slytherin
Look, not all Slytherins are bad despite Ron teaching that to Harry in book one. Ariel is ambitious and driven. She knows what she wants, even if it is impossible. And figures out a way to get legs and meet Eric. Mermaids and humans? Not a thing…until Ariel makes it happen!
Hades is a Slytherin
Being one of the Big Three on Olympus is just not quite enough for Hades. He may not always have the best help but his ambition and never-say-die (ha) drive is very Slytherin-esq.
Maleficent is a Gryffindor
Maleficent believes she has been wronged. And to right that wrong she is going to do what she feels is right. AKA curse the kingdom’s baby princess…? Hey, we aren’t saying we agree. But she is doing what she believes is right. So it’s Gryffindor for us.
Flynn Rider is a Ravenclaw/Slytherin
For us, it depends on where we are in Flynn’s story. At the end, one of us sees Flynn as a knowledgeable and witty character who is a realist looking at the facts. The other one sees him throughout the movies as resourceful and driven to get the dream he wants the most. You decide.
Mulan is a Hufflepuff
Everything she does is for others. She puts her dad’s safety ahead of her own and leads with her heart wherever she goes. She may not be what we all think a Hufflepuff is (patient and nice) but her heart is full of kindness for others, through and through.
Hans is a Slytherin
I mean, he pretends to love Anna and then tries to kill her to get his own kingdom so he can be King. Ambition and drive? Check and check.
Belle is a Ravenclaw/Hufflepuff
Belle does sacrifice herself for her dad, just like Mulan. And gives Beast a fair chance, despite his beastliness. But she is also fiercely intelligent and loves to learn. You tell us…
Governor Ratcliffe is a Slytherin
“Mine, Mine, Mine” is the most Slytherin-ish villain song in all of Disney. Enough said.
Tiana is a Slytherin
This girl knows what she wants and is willing to work two jobs and save every penny to get it. Driven and ambitious are her middle name. “Almost There” is the Disney Princess song for Slytherins!
We will send out the second half of polls next month, so keep your Sorting Hats ready to vote!
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